/TD >uglybuthunglikeahorse,pronetobellybuttonfluff.Adam cute,funny,chicksdighim,hasthepotentialtobestalked.Adrian smalltodger,probablygay.Alan shybutsensitive,getsscrewedoverbywomen.Alex cutebutaliarandacheater.Amir dirty,smelly,peckerisminuscule.uglybuthunglikeahorse,pronetobellybuttonfluff.Adam cute,funny,chicksdighim,hasthepotentialtobestalked.Adrian smalltodger,probablygay.Alan shybutsensitive,getsscrewedoverbywomen.Alex cutebutaliarandacheater.Amir dirty,smelly,peckerisminuscule.Andrew usuallyshortandveryhorny,watchescartoons.Antonio hasagreatbodyandbeautifulskin,andchickenbrain.Anthony greatguyandkindtoallgirls,smellsofwee.Arnold loser. Arthur hunglikeaslaveandcelibate.Ashley wankerwho'slosinghishair.Barry lightsfires,pinchesgirl'sbottomsandiswellhung.Ben kindhearted,willdoanythingfortheoneheloves.Bert lookslikehehasbeenpulledthroughahedgebackwardsandchewswithhismouthopen.Bob quietandunpopular,eatswithhishands.Brad thinkseveryonelikeshim...buttheydon't.Brandon goodlookingbutusesgirls.Brendan quietandsweet,getsbeatenupallthetime.Brett worldwideslutandreallyinsensitive,womenlovehim.Brian awannabecharmer,he'snottheMessiahhe'sjustavery,verynaughtyboy.Bryan sexy,butstupidBronsen annoyingandnevergrowsupBruce stinksbadandthinkseveryoneelse'snameisalsoBruce.Bryce funtobewithandwillmakeyoulaugh,you'llkillhimwithinaweek.Calvin immatureinanaiveway,drivesaGemini.Cameron Australian,likeBruce.Carl thinkshe'sfunny...he'snot,fallsasleepduringsex.Carson funtobearoundandreallysensitive.Chad cute,sensitiveandverystudlyCharles can'ttrusthim,eyestooclosetogether.Chris can'tpull,willpayforwomen,buthasahugepeckerandcanuseittoo.Christopher soppyandtooclingytomakearelationshiplast.spendsmostofhislifedrunkandkisseslikeawashingmachine.Christian verysexyandseductive,fullofhisself.Clark hilariousandalwaysintrouble,problemwith'jailbait'.Clive verysweetandadoresgirls,butpreferstowatch.Cole nice,funny,andfuntobearound.Colin liestowomenandblowsuppublicbuildings.Cory funnybutugly,endsuprunningfashionmagazines.Craig thelightsonbutnoonesathome.Damon totalloserinasweatysortofway.Dan quietbutfunny,butbecomeseasilyaddictedtonarcotics.Dane weirdbutcanholdtogetheraconversationwithamermaid.Daniel sweetestguyintheworld,softandgentlebutgoodinbed!hesakeeper!!!!!!Darren charming,butsleepswithmen.Daryl smellsbad,hasnorealmates.David hottieandworksoutalot,lovesgirlsnamedFlorence.Canbegay!Dave extremelysexy,alwaysfunny,intelligent,stylish,trendsetteri.e.awanker.Dean fullofhimselfandthinkswithhis****.Dennis eitherverynicetogirlsorafaggot.Derek hasagreatsenseofhumour,andblowDominic hilariousandwilldoanythingtoplease.Don dickhead.
Doug hasagreasyface,drinkingproblemandfarts.
Drew bad
Duncan hopelessskibum,brainsshotawaylongago.
Dylan hornybastard,whocan'tsing.
Dwayne coolguytobearoundifyoucanhandlehisname.
Eddie wantstoomanychickshe'llneverget'coshe'sanarsehole.
Elliott fullofhimself.
Eric shy.
Ewan alittleslowbutsweet,sexy,andmodelmentalpatient.
Frank "different"
Fred suckspig'sdicks&swallowsthelot.
Gareth sweetbutdressestoogoodtobestraight.
Gary dreamsaboutmudwrestlinggirls.drugaddictbutwillingtoshare.
Gavin likesbondage,S&Mwithothermen.
Geoff prefersgolftosexandwartopeace.
George barmanwhodrinksmorethanheserves,treatsgirlslikes***alsoawanker.
Glen thesweetestguy
Graeme veryhardtounderstand,likesgroupsex.
Graham willscrewanything.
Grant HORNY!Butsosweetandyoucantalktohimaboutanything.
Greg reallysweetandfeelssorryforhimself.
Harry hasbackhair.
Harvey cute,butaddictedtosexand/ordrugs.
Hathem smooth,butmanipulative,nottobettrustedaroundyounggirls.
Hayden trieshard.
Henry hasgaylikemovementsfrequently.likestoruneverywhere.wouldscrewwelliboots.
Howard likessmallbreasts
Ian reallypopularbutknowsallthegirlswanthim...yeahright!
Ivor militantpsychopathwithhomosexualtendencies.
Jack stupidbuthot,alwaysalright.
Jake shyandsweetbutaslutwhendrunk.
Jamie scumoftheearth.
James builtlikeahorse.likestobitewhilekissing.
Jason bigheaded.neverfailstograbthegirlsattention,fullofbullshit.
Jay verysweetwhenyougettoknowhimwell.
Jeff reallyugly.
Jerome gay,butveryunhappy.
Jeremy loudandthinksthathe'sallthathesaysheis.
Jesse unpopularandneedstomoveon.
Jim sweet,hasfantasiesofloveandaffection.
Joe builtlikeabear,sexybuttendstolosehishead.
Joel arse.
John hasnofriendsorlife
Jolyon absoluteravinghomosexual.
Jon countlesstwotimerandbully.
Jonathon loud,sexmadandgreatwithit
Jordan sexybutweirdinbed.
Jose hotboywithaloveofhermaphrodites.
Josh fullofhimself,fun.
Junior hottieandtotallygoodatfootball.
Justin aggravatingbutloveable,insecurebutsuccessful.
Judith Eatsalot,likestofeelsuperior.
Kain thesexiestguyalivebutverystuckup.
Kane anabsoluteandcompletearsehole.
Kevin alwaysattractsreallyfitgirlfriendsalsohasalargepenis.
Keith goodpersontotalktowhenyouhaveaproblem
Kenneth very,very...anythingyouwanthimtobe.
Kurt cankickanyone'sarse.
Kyle hornballwhoeatstoomanycornchips.
Lance Playswithhispeniscosnooneelsewill.
Larry cutebutwannabeplayerwithbigarse.
Laurie shortandfunnylooking.
Lee girldressedupasaboy,totalarsebandit.
Lewis lonely,sadgit,bitofatosser.
Lyndon canalwaysbefoundinbedorinthepub.
Liam loudmouthedarsehole.
Lorenzo fineanddressesinstolengold.
Lucas fatloserthatdatesothermen.
Luke seemstobesweet.bitofatosserthough.
Malcolm tallmanwhotendstolosehistrousers.
Marc anidiot,whocan'tspell.woulddoanythingforsex.
Mark wishedgirlslikedhimforwhoheisnothisgreatlooks,mouthybastard.
Matt likesdrinkandisfullofs***.
Mathew haslessbrainsthanadonkeydoesinoneofit'shoofs.thinksconstantlyaboutporn.
Michael verygoodlookingbuthe'lldoanythingforagirl.
Mick alwaysdrunk,tendencyfordrugabuse.
Mike shagmuffin.
Mohammed smallpenis.
Morgan theonlythingthatisbigishisego.
Nathan stupidashell,andtendstomakeothersfeeldumb.
Nick nice
Neil sweetandwilldoanythinginthisworldforyou,greatinbed.
Oliver likesmenbutisindenial.
Oscar loser.
Owen cutegayguywhoisimmature,andsingsWelshsongs.
Patrick drunk,drunk,drunk.
Paul cool,calmandhandsome,aqualityonlyfoundingays.
Peter cutiebutveryshy,makeswomenfeellikevirgins.
Phillip stupididiotwhowisheshewerecool.
Rhys greatloverbuthadhismindstolenbyaliensalong,longtimeago.
Richard can'tseehisfeetasballsaretoobig.
Ricky uglyshitheadwhoeverybodyhates.
Rikki thef^$kinggreatestintheworld,everyonelovesthisguy...nofaultsatall.
Rob constantlywatchesporn.
Ron spendsmostofhistimelookingatthebaseofhisspine,whenhisheadisuphisownarse.
Roy totalloserandcomputergenius.
Rupert arroganttwatwhoiscrapinbedbutthinksheisastud.
Russell likestoplayintheleaves,whichmakeshimanarsehole.
Ryan tallwithsexybodyandevensexiermind.
Sam wannabesexmachine.
Scott hasseriousdisabilities.alsotakesitupthebutt.
Sean hassmalltesticlesandnofriends.
Seth sosweettootherpeoplebutisatraitor.
Shane notverynice,liestopickfaults(changednow)
Shannon themostdeterminedandperseveringsweetieintheworld.
Shaun bitofahardbastard,thinkswomenlovehim.
Simon likesanightoutwiththeladsandcurries.Saysheisthemanbuttalksbollocks.
Spencer lovesitrightupthere,normallywithatoiletrollandahamster.
Steve popularandfunny&hunglikeadonkey.
Stuart drollguywithgreatarseandsuicidaltendenciesbutgreatinbed.
Ted hairy,sensitiveandagreatshag.
Teddy greatfriend,crapboyfriend.clownshavebeenknowntolookmorestylish.
Tim hotbutabitstrange,cannevertellwhereheis.
Toby bestblowever.
Tom extremelyarrogant.
Tommy no
Tony hot,sweet,andtotallyfuntobearound,prefersgettingdoneupthearse
Travis fatandhornywiththebestXXXcollectiontobefound.
Trevor sweetandfunnybutsometimesuntrustworthy.
Troy cuteandpopular.
Taylor happy,laughinghyena.
Warren cool,homosexualguy.
Wesley greatguyandeasytotolerate.
Will wisheshewerepopular.
William tall,darkandhandsom.iewhenit'sdark,heishandsomandtall.
Zach sweetandpoliteandadorable.
Zack thinksheissuperman.greatinbedduetoego.
Zahid deviousandsly.Nottobetrusted.
WOMEN'SNAMES
Ada bluehaired,smellsofwee.
Aimee Likestostrutherstuff,thoughtheresnotmuch2doso.Likestoplaywithcheese.
Aimz Likeitalianbreakfastbreadrolls.hollowontheinside.woulddietoscrewalamar.
Aisha laughslikeahyena,fantasticinbed.likestic
Alexandra Smartkickasschic.
Alison braandpantsarethesamegarment,looksbetterwiththelightoff.
Amanda IQtendstobesmallerthanbrasize.Probablyagoodshagthough.
Amberley queenofice,nofriendswithanastymeanstreak.Morethanlikelyalesbianbutniceteeth
Amy devious,likesbeingontop,neverstaysthenight
Aimz limitedintelligence.
Andrea smallbreasts,drinkspints.
Angela Vain,hairstylemoreimportantthanoxygen.Hangsaroundtoilets.
Anna haseyesbiggerthanherstomach.butherwaistlineshowsit.
Annabelle doesn'twearknickers.
Annette she'sBIG.
Anne lookslikeahorse,can'tdrive.
Anouska shagslikearabbit,notfussyaboutappearance.
Beatie shewouldratherjumpoutofaplanewithoutaparashootthanhavingtopickupaspider.
Belinda pleasingontheeye,usuallyhasacoupleofgoodpoints.
Beryl repressedalcoholic.
Betty makessimpletasksseemlikebrainsurgery.
Beverley trappedinaneightiestimewarp.
Bianca ginger.
Bridgette eatspizzasallday,smokescigars.
Britney falselyimproved,nousetosociety.
Camilla replacestheword'yes'with'ya'.
Carina lookslikethebackofabus,doesn'tswallow.
Carol intoeverythingyou'veonlyeverreadabout.Coin
Caroline intothreesomes.Likesdoggystyle.Alwaysupforit.
Carly thesexiestbitchintheworld!!!!!!
Carli prettybutmoremouthandflirtingthanactioninthebedroom.
Casey painfullay,naïvebutwithasenseofhumour,possiblyonceaman
Catherine attractedtotheolderman,needsironing.
Claire perfectineverywayandacompletesexgoddess.
Celine emitshideousnoises,wasteofDNA.
Charlotte enjoysteaandcake,cansingthenationalanthem.
Cheryl canfithandinmouth,eatsglass.Hasmanywayswiththeboys
Christina hasn'tgotmuchofalifeduetobeingaboringperson.likescammels.
Christine likesmeninuniform,neverwarm.
Claudia highlyannoying.findsithardtokeepfriends.
Daisy virgin.
Danni shouldmakenicethreesomewithsibling.
Davina druginducedmentaldamage,shouldshaveherneck.
Dawn getsupearly,smellsofchips.
Deborah bitesthepillow,usesbothhands.
DeeDee cannotunderstandwhynooneelsemasturbatesinIkea.
Denise sitsoncat'seyes,wearstoomuchmakeup.
Diane enjoyscompanyofanimals.Deepasapuddle.Addsnothingtosociety.
Donna 70'sthrowback,likescabbage.
Doris purplehaired,stinksofwee.
Elaine ridessidesaddle,drinksmeths.
Eleanor centreofattentionwhenshewalksintoaroom,notalwaysforthegood.hasthegiftofgab.
Elizabeth borntoperform,hateschickens.
Ellie fartooattractivefortheswearwordsthatcomeoutofhermouth.
Emily wearsoddsocksbutthatdoesn'tmeanshesnotcute!
Emma gullibleandeasilyswayedbyagoodlooker!
Estelle likeswombles,eatsgrass.
Esther plumpwithsaggingbreasts,normallyheavilytattooed.
Faith legsmeetatknees,can'tshagstandingup.
Faye wearswellies,can'tswim.
Felicity she'llstabyouwithhernipples,playsdarts
Fiona femalemudwrestler,giveshead.
Frances givesoralforaonepencepeice.butlovestosow.
Frankie wouldmakeitasafarmer.peoplesaysheneedstoshowermore.
Gail fartsalot,drinksGuinness.
Gayleen bigtallwomanwhotalks'bleep'allday.
Gaynor lesbian.
Gem likeanarmchair.comfotable,loved,odd.
Gemma practicallyperfectineveryway.Lovedbyeveryone.Goodlistenerandfriend.
Geraldine tooposhforherowngood,likesflying.
Gillian dyesherhairgreen,likesclubbing.
Gina eternalmother,eatsnappies.
Glenda eatschildren,hatessmoking.
Georgina wantstobeaman.
Grace blubsalot,weesinthebath.
Hannah needstobenakedatalltimes,eatskebabs.
Harriet hasabrainsomewhere,willprobenduplivingonpizza.
Hayley livesondadsbeers,islazybitch.
Heather shagslikeafreighttrain,ascreamer.
Helen lovessleepingandalcoholandisworkshy.
Heidi thehillsarealivewiththesoundofmusic,likesgherkins.
Hilary frigidbitch.Thinksmoneygrowsontrees.
Holly pricklytothetouch,seasonalshagmeister.
Ina drinkstequilafromthebottle,wetsthebed.
Ingrid rightwingNazitendencies,neversmiles.
Jackie heroinaddict,soldherchild.
Janet soft,warmandreallycuddly.Goodshag.
Jane enjoyswankingmen(orwomen).
Jasmine smellsofsewers,eatstheheadsoffrats.
Jemma doesanal,wearstoomucheyemake
Jennifer hugebreasts,shouldshaveherlegsmoreoften.
Jerrica abitchthinksshe'sgood
Jessica virgin,alwayswillbe.
Joanne moansinhersleep,cantcook,moanswhenshewakesup!
Jodie absolutelyperfectineveryway,everygroupoffriendsshouldhaveone!
Joy wouldmakeagoodexoticdancer.menloveher.
Judith bigeyes,bigtits.
Judy hugetits,marriedtoanarse.
Julia innocentface,don'ttrusther,she'llstealyourwalletinfiveminutes.
Justine massivetits,likeshangingaroundmen'stoilets.
Julie jabbatheHutt'ssister,constantlypregnant.
Karen toosmartforherowngoodandisinsensitivetoothers.
Katie bigfeet,shagsmenover50.
Kate talkscompletebollocksallthetime,scavenger.
Katherine isafollower.doomedtobesuccessfulbutnotcompleatlyhappy.wouldfightforateacosy.
Kelly smellsofcheese,slobberswhenkissing.
Kerry perfectineverywayandacompletesexgoddess.
Kimberley wantstobeabloke,drinkslikeabloke,fartslikeablokeandwearsawig.
Kirsty eatslivemoles,can'tdance.
Kylie can'tsingbutwhocares.
Lana hatedbyherparents,accidentalpregnancy.
Lara actionpacked,neverseennaked.
Laura likesMaxpowermagazine,can'tdrive.
Lauren pertbreasts,seldomventuresoutatnight.
Leah likesoutdoorsex,weesstandingup.
Lena eatsfoodthenthrowsup,rapidlyshrinking.
Leslie likesbondage,hatesmen.
Linda perfectineveryway
Lindsay likesdoggystyle,doesn'tdohousework.
Lisa willtakeallyourmoneyandrun,getsturnedonbyporn.
Livvy pink,primandperfect.peoplefindthisannoying.
Liz goodlooking,definatelyonetoshag.
Lorraine constantlywhinges,willstripforapacketofjellybabies.
Louisa sensibleheadonhershoulders.collectssocks.
Louise realbabe,brighttoo,I'ddrinkherbathwater.
Lucy strangedancer,wantstomarryherdad.theif.
Madeline driveslikeabloke,likestractors.
Maggie trainspotter,likesplaid.
Margaret lovelymother,verygenerous.
Maria bangslikeabarndoor.
Marie life'sslapper.LikesmentodoDIY.
Marina nogetupandgo,rustyunderwear.
Marilyn eatslikeahorse,outstaysherwelcome.
Martina uglylesbian.
Martine can'tact,can'tsing,nicetits.
Matilda likesdancing,mainlythewaltz.
Mary getshurteasily.
Meg cheesysmell,shouldbespeltwithanS.
Megan lovesnature,caresmorefortreesthanpeople.radicalandgetsthingsdone.
Melanie canholdtwobarvacuumorallyindefinitely.
Melissa eatsdogs,beeninprison6timesforburglary.
Meryl danceslikeanape,doesn'trealise.
Michaela likesanimals,shouldmakeavideowiththem.
Michelle wearswhitestilettos,dancesroundherhandbag.
Marsha bigbutt,smallbrain.
Monica doesn'tswallow,shouldhave.
Naomi wannabediva,moreofadiver.
Nancy whitehair,remembersmanners.
Natalie eatswithhermouthopen,fartstheNokiaphonetune.
Natasha coulduseafaceliftbutisasweetloyalfriend
Nell hasn'trealisedWWIIhasended,livesinKent.
Nicola slapper,alcoholicindenial.
Nicole girlshateher,menuseheranddumpher.
Nikki lovedup,eatscucumbers.
Nina stuffsherbrawithtissues,beensingleforyears.
Nisha hsadeepinterestintheYMCA.fallsinloveeasily.
Olga youcanparkabikeinherarsecrack,excessivefacialhair.
Olivia neutronbomb.
Pamela givesamazinghead,madeofplastic.
Pat forestforager,likeswildboar.
Paula transvestitemerchantbankerfromBasildon.
Penelope pitstopqueen,likesmentobestiff.
Penny burpslikeaman,livesindungereesandgetstoldtoshutupalot.
Phillippa buttuglylesbian.
Priscilla likespaintingwithoils,Duckhamsmainly.
Rachel amazinggravitydefyingbreasts,cangripatennerinherarsecheeks.
Rebecca hairyarmpits,orgasmswithoutcontact.
Rhia alcoholic,goesaftermingers.
Rosie canbeprickly,goodhead
Rula shemeasuresupwell.
Sacha believescarrotsmakeyouseeinthedark,likescrotchelessknickers&malteasers.
Sadie standupifyou'reslim,pleasestandup.
Sally drivesaMustang,fightsinpubs.
Samantha lovesherbrother,hasfourdeformedchildren.
Sandra shagsdonkeysforfun,bowlegged.
Sarah hangsaroundwiththewrongcrowd,Kinkyinbed,lovesporn.
Selina doesn'twearpants,heavylaundrybills.
Sharon shagslikealocomotive,yo
Shirley canswallowaCurlyWhirlywhole,likesbananas.
Sian doesmeansheepimpression,hatesmintsauce.
Simone usedtobeashotputterfromCardiff.
Sonya dirtyladyofthenight.Oftenreferredtoasacarrier.
Sophie brothelmadam,wearsawrinklycorset.
Stacey likescrotchlessjeansandarselessSpeedo's.
Steffi closetlesbian,maintainsheterosexualrelationshipforeffect.
Steph isapretty,lovedbyherfamilyandprincecharming,hasitalli.espoiltdaddy'sprincess.
Stephanie eatsMuppets,wearsBrogues.
Sue totallygorgeous!
Tanya hotminx,tooshort.
Tara upperclassslapper,needsextrachemicals.
Tiffany annoyingandclingy.butmakesupforitbybeingdamnfit.
Tash livesabout10secondsbehindeveryoneintheworldbutmakesupforitwithhertits
Tina facelikeasmackedarse,shouldeatless.
Tori livesinahedge,can'twaterski.
Tracy easilyswayedbyalcohol.Mostlyseenwithoutunderwear.Loveskittens.
Tracey lesbian.
Ursula likespuppies,incurry.
Vic Likestogocommando.dreamsoffutureswithlotsofleatherandmeninthongs.
Victoria toosmartforherowngoodandisinsensitivetoothers.
Vicky likesYogaandMen.Perfectineveryway.knowntobeveryloud.
Vikki wearstoomuchlipsticktotastefood.runsafterdumbarsedguyswhodon’tlikeher.
Wendy possiblyaman.
Zara facelikeanelephant'sbackside.cantseehertoesfrombreastenhancements.
Zoe talentlessrockchick.